Pudding

There are only a few things you need to know about me. I'm a man of action. I got what it takes and I get it done. I don't take any bull so don't try to mess with the best, you'll end up like the rest.

It's not that I'm dangerous, but I do use danger as my middle name. I would hurt a fly, but don't have to keep looking over your shoulder, 'cause I got your back. Anyone who crosses me needs to wish upon their lucky stars, cause I'll give them their very own cow to have. Don't try to drive me up any walls or bring my blood to a boil. I'm meaner than a junkyard dog and I'll break you balls. My bite is bigger than my bark.

My problem is that I haven't if I want to save the world or set it on fire. Nice guys finish last though I doubt the first place prize is worth while. There is so much to do, and so little time in which to do it.

I'm young and dumb, but It sure as hell beats being old as dirt. I live life in the fast lane and I take it easy at the same time. One day, when I'm over the hill about to kick the bucket I might slow down, but I'll never stop. Only dead fish swim with the stream.